Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
you had me at rich snail
THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE BETA JUST ENDED AND EVERYONE GOT NAKED AND DANCED IN THE PUB HOLY SHIT
that is actually a perfect description
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
This is just a diddly-doodle shit thing for my fanfic and I thought I had to share it. Enjoy some cr00n, hella yeah.
Oh Hey Cry
Oh Hey Sp00n
Told you we should have shut the blinds before we started our sleep over. Now look. They saw us. You laying on my leg talking about 90’s cartoons.
The bubbles from the cider went to my head and I needed to relax - but I also really needed to tell you about Swat Kats. Thanks for listening man.